Windows 10 did one of its "Hur-hur-hur! Death to all elderly computers!" updates, and killed my computer for a few days. But I found a solution online (one tab open with instructions on a magic spell to post into the Command Menu, and another tab open with an explanation of what is a Command Menu and where do I find it), and after a couple of hours reading a book, and watching as a percentage counted up very slowly on an ominous black screen, normal function was restored.
To counteract such things, a Tulip Update:

Tulip St Petersburg is in flower. It is very pink.

I think this is Tulip 'Happy Generation'.
To counteract such things, a Tulip Update:

Tulip St Petersburg is in flower. It is very pink.

I think this is Tulip 'Happy Generation'.